Monday, June 29, 2009

Un MontoƱ de Mierda



Hey everyone I know it's been a while since I've updated the blog. Been busy with work and getting some decent overtime. A lot has been going on since we talked last. Has the grim reaper taken up residence in Hollywood? Celebrities are dropping like flies. Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, that disgusting freak kid toucher Michael Jackson, Billy Mays and now Fred Travalina. Who's next? Anybody have Abe Vigoda in a death pool?

Congratulations to Mariano Rivera on getting his 500th save. Only one way to describe him, the greatest ever. Perhaps the most important player on all those championship teams. He makes it look so easy. I can't wait to be able to tell my grandchildren that I saw him play. Dale Mariano, dale. I think what made watching his 500th save even more memorable was doing against the Mets and watching that chopo and ass clown Frankie Rodriguez choke and fold in the presence of number 42.

Here's a topic every guy knows about, shaving. I went to a place called The Art Of the Shave and purchased an old school shaving kit complete with a brush. I have very sensitive skin and I find it hard to get a close shave without any irritation. Supposedly using a brush to apply the shaving cream is very good for your skin. It will probably add a few minutes to the routine but I am looking forward to seeing the results. Anybody use a straight razor? One of these days I am going to learn. Until then, everytime I get a haircut I will treat myself to a barbershop shave.

Until next time.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Ese Hombre Is Too Cool For Me. Another Gym Rant.

Sunglasses. What would make somebody wear sunglasses inside the gym? Lights too bright? The sun is in your eyes? Witness protection program? No, those aren't it. I know what it is. Your too cool for everyone else or so you think. Actually it's because you're a douchebag and want everyone to notice you. Oh we noticed don't worry. Next time leave the sunglasses in your car and worry more about what you are actually doing in the gym instead of what you wearing and styling in the gym. And one more thing, lose the one size too small tank top you got from the International Male catalog. You know, the catalog that sells clothes to gays.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Kankles. Yuck.

Now that the weather is getting warm, my eyes are tortured with having to see kankles. For those of you who don't know what they are, kankles are disgusting fat ankles on women. Where not even the ankle bone is visible. Am I the only only person disgusted and turned off by this? There is supposed to be separation between legs and feet. They are not one. Nothing is more disappointing than seeing a really pretty woman who has kankles. It takes her from a 9 or 10 down to a 4. That is my rant for the day. I will spare you the horror and not post any pictures of kankles.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Decisions, Decisions.







In 6 months the lease on my current BMW 328xi expires and I have to get a new car. I don't think I will lease again and am considering buying a Certified Preowned car. I have narrowed down my search to 3 choices. Those choices are the BMW X5, BMW 528xi or a Cadillac Escalade. The only other car I would consider would be the Porsche Cayenne. However I am very fearful of the maintenance costs of that one. I welcome everybody's opinions and thoughts. Thanks.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Musica Romantica

Lately I have been listening more and more to musica romantica. Artists such as Ricardo Arjona, Chayanne, Ricardo Montaner and many others. However there is one song that really stands out to me. Contigo by Abraham y Bethliza. If you are trying to find a song to express your feelings to your novia o novio than this is it. It might just be one of the most romantic songs I have ever heard. Take a listen for yourself.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

My First Video Production.

For those of you who don't know, a few weeks ago, I purchased my first Apple computer after a life of using PCs and Windows. I got the Macbook Pro. Apple's top of the line notebook computer. So I am still exploring and getting to know how to use all of the neat and cool multimedia applications. Tonite, I made my first production. A slide show of some of my fotos from my various trips to the Dominican Republic, my second homeland, set to music. I chose a classic merengue by Fernando Villalona. Check out the slideshow. I hope you enjoy it.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Saludos a Melky Cabrera, pelotero Dominicano de Los Yankees



Que viva Melky! Another late inning clutch hit giving the Yankees the victory. Melky is quickly becoming one of my favorite Yankee players.

Today's Rant

How annoying and inconsiderate is it when some dude in the gym is done using a bar and leaves it loaded with 45 lb plates or worse 1 little 10 or 5 lb plate??? For crying out loud if you are strong enough to put the damn weights on, you are strong enough to take them off. Sure it sucks having to remove all those plates but that is the price we pay for lifting heavy. If I can do it even though my back or legs feel like jelly after some intense lifting, you can do it too, tough guy. Don't even get me started on the guys that leave dumbbells all over the gym or put the 25 lb ones in the middle of the 100 lb ones. Forgot how to count or where you got that dumbbell from? Put your damn weights away...................

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Mas Juliana. Waooooooooo..........



A Few of My Favorite and Reccomended Adult Beverages



As I have gotten older I find myself drinking less and less beer and more Scotch. I enjoy both of these on the rocks with a splash of 7 Up. I have also tried the Chivas 18 on the rocks with cranberry juice, believe it or not it wasn't half bad. A shout out to mi pana Francis in Santiago, RD for introducing that mix to me. I also enjoy both JW Gold and JW Blue. However with the Blue, you must drink it neat or on the rocks. It is too smooth and too good to be mixed.

So next time you are in the mood for a little nip, skip the beer and give one of these a try. I am sure you won't be disappointed.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Hot Woman Alert


Juliana Reina del Mambo. Holy crap she is friggin' hot. Yo creo estoy enamorado con ella. je je je. Take a look for yourself.


Monday, June 1, 2009

Jerk of the Day


Today's Jerk of the Day is Congressman Charlie Rangel for his outrageous and inflammatory comments regarding the tragic events surrounding the NYPD.

Welcome

I have decided to create a blog. Why? I really don't know. Boredom?? Anyways I will post stuff about other unimportant, shallow and meaningless stuff. I can promise you one thing, it will be updated rather infrequently. Anyways, thanks for stopping by and wasting a few minutes of your life that you will never get back. Enjoy the rest of your day.